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if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(via the-serpent-under-the-flower)

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  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.


boys with dreads
boys with ponytails
boys who wear bell bottoms
boys with tough feet
boys who say hi to strangers


(via hippiedreamin)

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please go hug a tree today and say thank you

(via motherearthsistermoon)


which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos, via highrapunzel)

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if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

(via kiefachu)



like why are there no casual anime fans around
why everybody gotta be a white pale dirty acne ridden socially awkward self-proclaimed otaku

Because love is a battlefield.

like oh my lord this is my anime social life! the one and only time I found someone that wasn’t (listed one or all of the above characteristics) and he knew more than I did, I ended up fucking him


in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese


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